Hammurabi's Codes of eDiscovery:
Punishment: Accused shall allow 50 unchallenged search terms.
2. If a representative of IT or his master should shackle counsel by making eDiscovery dependent upon long term infrastructure upgrades:
Punishment: An IT representative shall be put to death.
3. If a lawyer pursues discovery to make the cost for his or her adversary so great that the case settles to avoid the transaction costs
Punishment: The accused shall pay one gold mina and have his laptop destroyed.
4. If a technical representative shall fail to adequately implement a document hold policy in the face of pending litigation:
Punishment: The representative shall be imprisoned in place until the rising of the moon of LegalTech.
5. If outside counsel shall fail to cull massive ESI volumes prior to expensive review:
Punishment: He shall pay the client 5 shekels of silver per 1,000 documents not culled."
Happy April 1st!
(Thanks Terry!)